1. fucking college making me fat

     

  2. stalinwasabasicbitch:

    freshest-tittymilk:

    portraits-of-america:

         “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

    Bethlehem, PA

     

    Thats mildly hilarious

    I’m 99 percent certain neither of those dogs is wolf, at least not 100 percent honest to goodness wolf (one on the right may have a touch). They’re way too heavily furred and built, and their faces are too short. They look like shepherd/malamute mixes. Wolf mixes are notoriously hard to raise, destructive, and dangerous. 

     


  3. fyawn:

    am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

    (со страницы synestheticcantaloupe)

     

  4. (Источник: endthymes из блога handtremor)

     

  5. myveryflesh:

    parkerwoods:

    Borrowed Space by Parker Woods

    (со страницы handtremor)

     

  6. (Источник: blackcatbelle из блога synestheticcantaloupe)

     


  7. monicalewinsky1996:

    it concerns me that so many ppl hate pineapple on pizza like why dont you like to have fun and live a little?

    (со страницы karaisdeadmom)

     


  8. I didn’t become heartless , I just became smarter. My happiness will not depend on someone else . Not anymore
    — (via loveyourchaos)

    (Источник: goal-digger-fitnesstilltheend из блога anaiymia)

     


    • one yellow one white
    • one yellow one pill looking pill
    • one yellow three tiny circle pills
    • one yellow three tiny blue pills
    • one orange one fourth white pill

    im on my fifth try. im happy when im doing stupid shit, and ive been doing lots of stupid shit. so now im on epival and klonopin ha

    so apparently grades arent all that matters because my grades so far in college are all B’s except for filipino because that shit is so fucking boring. last year i broke down and cried because filipino was so boring. lol i accidentally failed it for a term last year.

    god god god my new psychiatrist after i said all the stupid shit ive done since 2012 was like ‘girl do you have a conscience what are you doing’ then he starts talking about the evolution of the brain and dinosaurs and some shit like ok 

     

  9. ryuuhousdick:

    the fifty shades of grey movie seems really promising

    (Источник: outofcontextanimation из блога karaisdeadmom)